Sunday, August 27, 2006

Pluto: a Dwarf! not a planet!

KILL the International Astronomical Union
Pluto was declared a DWARF and not a PLANET
last Thursday (Aug. 24, 06., Philippine time).

I can't believe this. after more than 18 years of me using Pluto as a planet, they rob me of an identity. Crap. waaaaaaah.


here is an article from about the issue.

August 27 2006 at 09:26AM

Los Angeles - Pluto may have been cast out to the darkest reaches of the Solar System but will always be a friend to the Seven Dwarfs.The Walt Disney characters have issued a hard-hitting statement after the world's top astrononomical body decided on Thursday to relegate Pluto to the lowly status of a "dwarf planet".School textbooks will have to be rewritten - and Mickey Mouse's faithful companion is said by Disney insiders to be anguished over the fate of his planetary namesake.

But the Seven Dwarfs are not taking it lying down."Although we think it's DOPEY that Pluto has been downgraded to a dwarf planet, which has made some people GRUMPY and others just SLEEPY, we are not BASHFUL in saying we would be HAPPY if Disney's Pluto would join us as an eighth dwarf," they insisted."We think this is just what the DOC ordered and is nothing to SNEEZE at."Pluto the dog made his debut in 1930 - the same year that a 24-year-old American astronomer, Clyde Tombaugh, discovered what until now was called the ninth and outermost planet.A white-gloved, yellow-shoed source close to Disney's top dog said: "I think the whole thing is goofy."Pluto has never been interested in astronomy before, other than maybe an occasional howl at the moon.

"Mickey Mouse was unavailable for comment.

{/Pluto got paranoid at around 6:31 PM} :: permalink ::


Blogger anna katrina said...

i heard about this na... haha! funny article. ^_^ So pluts, you're now a dwarf... no longer a planet like your sisters... hehehehe. Jowk. :D

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my condolences pluts....LOL...i guess you should now reinvent urselF!! ---ron

5:55 PM  

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